5 Rules to becoming a pirate
Ahoy! So, ye think ye be wanting’ to know what it takes to be a pirate? Well, then, matey, lend me your ear. I'm about to be telling' ya the business of a buccaneer. 1. First rule of pirating! You’d better learn to sail! No self-respecting' pirate shall be spending' all their time with the landlubbers. No, me hearty. The call of the sea is in the heart of every pirate who ever swashed a buckle. If you don't sail yourself, join up with a crew from time time to get seafaring' fix. 2. Second rule of pirating! Talk like a pirate! Be rolling. And, be learning the vernacular me hearties. Instead of "hello", be sayin', "ahoy"! Instead of "yes", say "aye", or "aye, aye". Instead of "holy cow", be sayin', "shiver me timbers"! Instead of "friends", be sayin' "maties" or "hearties". 3. Third rule of pirating! Be dressing like a sea-dog. Forget yo...