5 Rules to becoming a pirate

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Ahoy! So, ye think ye be wanting’ to know what it takes to be a pirate? Well, then, matey, lend me your ear. I'm about to be telling' ya the business of a buccaneer.

 1. First rule of pirating! 

You’d better learn to sail! No self-respecting' pirate shall be spending' all their time with the landlubbers. No, me hearty. The call of the sea is in the heart of every pirate who ever swashed a buckle. If you don't sail yourself, join up with a crew from time time to get seafaring' fix.

 2. Second rule of pirating! 

Talk like a pirate! Be rolling. And, be learning the vernacular me hearties. Instead of "hello", be sayin', "ahoy"! Instead of "yes", say "aye", or "aye, aye". Instead of "holy cow", be sayin', "shiver me timbers"! Instead of "friends", be sayin' "maties" or "hearties". 

 3. Third rule of pirating! 

Be dressing like a sea-dog. Forget your khaki pants and your sneakers. Don a bandana, leather leggings and boots. Maybe you have a shiny hook for a hand. Tie back your hair with rings of gold or beads from faraway islands. Wear a patch over yer eye, and burn fire out the good one! Aye, and be getting a tattoo of a mermaid or the Jolly Roger, for good measure. 

4. Fourth rule of pirating!

Get you a fearsome parrot to repeat yer threats and demands. Aye, or, maybe a vicious monkey with an eye patch. If ye be living with a cat, make it a black one with a pirate hat. Remember, maties, man's best friend be the breeze at his back. But, if yer a dog lover, be making sure yer dog be a salty one!

 5. Fifth and last rule of pirating!

Never lose your treasure map. Aye, ye may be getting drunk on the rum from time to time. Or, ye may find yourself locked in combat outnumbered by scallywags. But, no matter the circumstance ye may encounter, be holding on to the map where you buried your treasure. The lure of your pirate adventure awaits. Hurry up and book an unforgettable and thrilling trip on a pirate ship cruise at St. Pete Beach FL.

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